Childhood cruelty

Recently I my brother told me some things about our extreme youth which, sadly, amused me. He said I had dropped a piece of my lettuce on the floor. I picked it up, put it in his plate, took a clean lettuce from his plate, and ate it. I then pointed to the piece of lettuce that I put on his plate and said, "Eat it up, it's better for you."
Another time we were eating hashbrowns and I had finished all of mine. I then commenced to finish off his hashbrowns and told him "You eat the ketchup."